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Fuzzy wallpaper. An attic full of bricks. An abandoned fort.
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A stalk of celery snapping in the kitchen.
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A sea of forgotten passwords
The gossip of 1,000 smiling strangers
They‘re all your best friends
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You‘re late for an invisible appointment that‘s always just slightly out of reach. Everyone is laughing, and you have no teeth.
The room gets warmer. A cat sits on your leg.
A gunshot or a car starting down the block.
Is it the ocean or a freeway?

Everything is impossible. But it gets warmer. And sirens
Everyone on old laugh tracks is now dead.
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